I was checking MS download center to look for the latest downloads and guess what the latest was? MS Access 2.0 service pack!
What the heck? To my knowledge the 16 bit MS Access 2.0 isn't y2k proof and not supported by Microsoft. Examining the file shows an executable from May 1995, but there is an EULA file added in july 2003.
Maybe MS is looking in all corners for downloads that aren't in the download center database yet. Let's hope some good old DOS utils will be posted soon!